Random thoughts...

[Kata6]

1. I really don't think it's attractive to see all of the vertebrae in your back while I'm at the gym. If your vertebrae are showing....you should be at McDonalds...not at the gym.

2. Don't take a trip to the science center during the day in the summer...unless you like bratty rugrats puking up hotdogs all over the place. Although going to the science center does bring up happy reminders of my youth when we'd take a class field trip and I'd end up making out with some boy in one of the exhibits behind the teachers backs...ahhh good times.

3. I don't know any of the bands listed on Sal's top 10 records list, I am not hip.

4. My 10 year highschool reunion is in a couple months, it makes me feel old. I'm thinking I might pull a "Romy & Michelle's Highschool Reunion" and make up a bunch of stories about myself. I'll stay away from the whole "I invented Post-its" and make up something intelligent, but I am taking suggestions so if any of you have good ideas, I'd love to hear them.

[Sonia]

kata6 said:

1. I really don't think it's attractive to see all of the vertebrae in your back while I'm at the gym. If your vertebrae are showing....you should be at McDonalds...not at the gym.

LMAO!!!

3. I don't know any of the bands listed on Sal's top 10 records list, I am not hip.

I'll join you in un-hipness. I don't even listen to much music anymore, unless I'm flipping through stations in my car. I will further my un-hipness by saying that I do know 90% of the songs (word for word) on the Billboard 1988-91 lists.

4. My 10 year highschool reunion is in a couple months, it makes me feel old. I'm thinking I might pull a "Romy & Michelle's Highschool Reunion" and make up a bunch of stories about myself. I'll stay away from the whole "I invented Post-its" and make up something intelligent, but I am taking suggestions so if any of you have good ideas, I'd love to hear them.

That would be funny to see people's reactions if you did come up with something outlandish. Maybe a bounty hunter, or your own holiday clothing line for hamsters and gerbils.

[salparadise]

I quit smoking about three weeks ago and have since eaten at Mcdonald's almost everyday.

Sometimes I catch myself violently eating.

I'm lucky cause I have a good metabolism and will bounce back once the frantic binge moments wear off, but in the meantime I have really been participating in what amounts to just about the worst diet on planet earth.

What biting irony it would be should I drop dead from a heart attack next week.

Don't feel bad about not knowing the bands. I only post stuff like that to establish my own hipness, which is way dorkier than not knowing the music.

Oh, and you DO know the Zombies...everyone does. Time of the Season, you know. Everyone should own O & O...it really is a fantastic record.

-Sal

[Kata6]

Aaah, ok, yes I do know that song. I had no idea that song was sung by a band called the Zombies, though.

Well, you learn something new everyday.

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You could say you invented the WSS and then be all cryptic about what the letters stand for.

[hemight]

It is all about being cryptic at these things

Get a long drawn out story about whtever it is you are going to pass off and tell a whole lot of different people little bits to see how it travells through the room.

Start every story with"Well, its really a top secret project I am working on so I can not tell you much" That way people will try to put the peices together and find out that you are getting to the bottom of this Purple Tellie Tubbie being gay or not

[IDBUG]

gh said:

You could say you invented the WSS and then be all cryptic about what the letters stand for.

Yeah, or say you founded it.... implying it's a secret organization.