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Post by Kata6 on Jun 19, 2006 20:57:45 GMT -5
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Post by BlacWolvz on Jun 19, 2006 22:23:53 GMT -5
Angela: At age 38, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
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Post by Sonia on Jun 19, 2006 23:49:36 GMT -5
Sonia: At age 52, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
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Post by - on Jun 20, 2006 17:11:31 GMT -5
At age 69, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
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Post by IDBUG on Jun 20, 2006 18:18:49 GMT -5
At age 69, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. Holy crap! That's exactly what I got, first time I tried it. Same age too. |
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Post by webmistress on Jun 20, 2006 18:33:00 GMT -5
At age 49, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
sounds about right...
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Post by IDBUG on Jun 20, 2006 18:42:11 GMT -5
At age 49, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus. sounds about right... LOL |
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Post by - on Jun 20, 2006 20:15:14 GMT -5
I had to look...
Bob Meehan: At age 99, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.
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Post by - on Jun 20, 2006 20:16:50 GMT -5
And I'm a patriot too...  George W. Bush: You will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars. |
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Post by - on Jun 20, 2006 20:18:02 GMT -5
To give equal party time....
William Jefferson Clinton: At age 81, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
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Post by salparadise on Jun 20, 2006 20:39:16 GMT -5
I will never die.
I shall perpetuate a legacy that demands my immortality!
I am Damo Suzuki!
-Mark E. Smith
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Post by christinev on Jun 20, 2006 21:20:14 GMT -5
christine: At age 61, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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Post by salparadise on Jun 20, 2006 21:42:20 GMT -5
Sal: At age 99, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
Now THAT is fucking boss, yo.
-Sal
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Post by IDBUG on Jun 21, 2006 0:17:56 GMT -5
Sal: At age 99, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed. Now THAT is fucking boss, yo. -Sal Does that mean you're going to be ensconced in the upper crust of the government of Ecuador? Cooool |
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Post by hemight on Jun 21, 2006 13:53:38 GMT -5
willie: At age 43, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
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