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Post by webmistress on Apr 26, 2005 21:10:37 GMT -5
Those fucking assanine right wing bible thumping oil drilling fucking nut jobs just called an interrupted gilmore girls to do a "survey" Let's just say that when whatever "right" god fearing person listens to my answers they will gasp and pray for me and my fellow sinners!!! Fuck them for inturrupting good tv night! I think the CIA might come after me now....(trying to remember excatly what I said) ok guys if I mysteriously disapear you know where I am! I am being wrongfully imprisoned for speaking out against the religious right...
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Post by TolleHecht on Apr 26, 2005 22:58:56 GMT -5
yea, but how do you REALLY feel about it?
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Post by webdominatrix on Apr 26, 2005 23:32:46 GMT -5
Focus on the Family can focus on my foot up their ass. I boycott Dominos Pizza because the owner, Tom Monaughan, is the largest contributor monetarily for their cause.
Don't you dare manipualte me with your agenda. God and education have jack and shit in common(see Tennessees' Butler Act and Scopes monkey trial for reference). Screw you for trying to prevent my congressman from protesting your presidents nominees, and a big fuck you for your campaign of "Love Won Out", which implys that through the love of God, homosexuality can be "cured". Oh no, your people need a one day nationwide seminar on how to address a homosexual loved one? Or how to talk to your kids as preventative measures, as if being gay is the same as shooting up or driving drunk? Just a horrible unfortuante thing that can be prevented? FUCK YOU!
Seacrest OUT!
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Post by webmistress on Apr 26, 2005 23:40:58 GMT -5
ok no fucking shit the scariest thing just fucking happened I was half ass watching what I was doing half watching Law&Order when I clicked on some google ad banner at the top of the screen... www.godsolovestheworld.com/that is the website that came up... it is a really scary video... maybe the religious right has finally penetrated my computer.... god help me, but not thier god, i would rather deal with thier satan
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Post by TolleHecht on Apr 27, 2005 7:36:54 GMT -5
There is not a NO buttton for the question "did you pray this prayer" on this page. I could never be a Christian as an adult. Besides being WRONG, they are so damn corny and embarrassing.
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Post by - on Apr 27, 2005 9:34:46 GMT -5
Focus on the Family. When my child was first diagnosed with Autism my loving right-wing super-conservative sister sent me one of their articles "Who Sinned." I read the first sentence and almost puked. How dare they imply that my child's genetic neurological disorder is the result of MY sin! Asswipes. Don't they get it? God doesn't make fucking mistakes. She is the way He created her, and in my eyes--that's perfect. I am a Christain adult. But not the wacko-wanna-live-in-a-compound kind. I do go to church (gotta start looking for a new one...again). And I do believe in the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. I do believe that the Bible is the Word of God. That being said, I also understand that humans are imperfect fuck ups who have manipulated organized religion into something it was never meant to be. Taking the Bible literally is dangerous. I believe God gave us brains to figure out that over time we must focus on the overall message not the actual words which have been translated over thousands of years. Focus on the Family. Those asshats truly believe that anyone gay is going to hell in a rainbow colored basket. When in fact, hate and bigotry pave the way.
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Post by webmistress on Apr 27, 2005 10:26:35 GMT -5
I am a Christain adult. But not the wacko-wanna-live-in-a-compound kind. Isn't it sad that you actually have to make that disclaimer when you say you are a Christian? I wonder if these nutjobs think that God is proud and will reward them for hating and killing in Jesus' name? I love that in thier eyes Jesus loves me unless I am gay, I am a liberal, I believe in the right to choose, I believe in DNR orders and pulling the plug, assisted suicide, divorce, birth control, pre-maritel sex....and on and on it goes...
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Post by webdominatrix on Apr 27, 2005 10:29:29 GMT -5
I know! I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they end up in hell. I'll probably be there to see it.
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Post by - on Apr 27, 2005 10:30:05 GMT -5
I wonder if these nutjobs think that God is proud and will reward them for hating and killing in Jesus' name? Kinda akin to the idiots who twist Allah into a God who will reward mass murder with wealth and virgins in heaven, don't you think?
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Post by webmistress on Apr 27, 2005 10:58:23 GMT -5
Touche! ;D
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Post by TheMadHatter on Apr 27, 2005 13:58:22 GMT -5
All the lesbians are going to hell?.../me thinking:: I'd mos def get laid...
/me :: phone rings::Yes, I'd like to place an order for a rainbow colored casket
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Post by IDBUG on Apr 27, 2005 17:12:47 GMT -5
Wooooo hoooo! I loved reading this thread. I heart you guys.
--T, unbeliever to the core
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Post by WhiteRabbit96 on Apr 27, 2005 18:52:12 GMT -5
Isn't it sad that you actually have to make that disclaimer when you say you are a Christian? I think that is sooo fucking funny, cause that's always what I wonder when ppl tell me they're Christian. Sorry...but true.
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Post by TolleHecht on Apr 28, 2005 17:40:16 GMT -5
I think we all know what TH thinks about this one.
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Post by laughingmonkey on Apr 28, 2005 18:34:26 GMT -5
The other night I was taping commercials off TV for a paper I had to write. In the STL there's this guy downtown by the name of Reverend Larry Rice, I believe. He runs a podunk TV station out of his homeless shelter/halfway house/church downtown, and he runs these super low-budget Christian TV shows when he's not busy playing the televangelist. I've heard from some folks that he's a legit guy with a good heart. He's been running this gig for as long as I can remember. I've never fully researched this guy so I'm not sure what to think about him exactly. I really don't care, he isn't my area of concern.
While I was channel surfing for some interesting commercials to analyze I stumbled upon this half-baked,wannabe Fear Factor/Real World/Road Rules hybrid Christian TV show. There was a group of attractive young adult/teens (whatever) participating in silly competitions involving eating nasty stuff and ... blah blah blah......
What was funny about all this was the music in the background during the action of the competition was this death metal-esque, break-neck speed double bass drum, inaudible screaming drivel (think Slipknot but 20 x's worse). Then they cut to a segment where all the kids were sitting around the living room getting the inspirational "we need you to be the leaders of tommorow" speech. ARRGGHHHH!
It just kills me how far the youth groups of today are willing to go in order to get a new demographic of teens to join up and be all about Jesus. "Oh yeah, Jesus was a biiiig death metal fan. MOSH FOR THE LORD YEEAAAHHHHHHH!" The film "Saved" has done the best job I've seen so far at really capturing what it's like to be a teen with no choice but to be involved with church in practically every aspect of your life. (hmmm that sounds familiar..)
I'm sorry but those big, Mega-churches that seem to be popping up all the time these days,who thrive on the fact that "so many friggin people go here" are nothing but businesses.
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