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Post by - on Apr 23, 2005 21:00:47 GMT -5
talk to me.
;D
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Post by webdominatrix on Apr 24, 2005 0:28:31 GMT -5
Well hey there! I bet you're not even bored anymore....
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Post by - on Apr 24, 2005 9:11:58 GMT -5
Well hey there! I bet you're not even bored anymore.... That's true. I became un-bored. Busy even. Now, I'm bored again. |
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Post by TheMadHatter on Apr 24, 2005 9:16:13 GMT -5
I'm bored too, maybe we should be bored together?
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Post by - on Apr 24, 2005 12:05:19 GMT -5
I'm bored too, maybe we should be bored together? Ok. |
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Post by - on Apr 24, 2005 13:04:28 GMT -5
Hello?
Is there anybody out there?
Umm.... hello?
::: taps mic :::
Is this thing on?
Hello?
::: sniffs pits :::
Yeah, I showered. Yeah, I used Secret. It is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
::: looks around :::
Hum. Looks like the astrays are empty. No beer bottles about. The chairs are all still neatly pushed in.
::: shrug :::
Oh well, I guess I'm early. MadCapper must have just dropped in while I was in the restroom.
::: turns on iPod to Dead Milkmen, walks out, kicking the floor :::
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::: hesistates in the doorway and makes sure no one is looking :::
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::: puts on cool sunglasses conjures up best Arnold voice, turns back and says... :::
I'll be back.
;D
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Post by TheMadHatter on Apr 24, 2005 15:05:13 GMT -5
::: shrug :::Oh well, I guess I'm early. MadCapper must have just dropped in while I was in the restroom. ::: turns on iPod to Dead Milkmen, walks out, kicking the floor :::..... |
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Post by - on Apr 24, 2005 16:01:11 GMT -5
You were in the bathroom for an hour? o.O I read that second line 3 times thinking you wrote "walks out, licking the floor".. ::rubs eyes a little and goes to find glasses Mexican food, ya know.... And I hear that if you ever need to get sick, licking the handrail to any esculator will do the trick. They carry the most bacteria ever. More than public restroom seats. Not that I lick those either. Ewwwwwwww! |
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Post by TheMadHatter on Apr 24, 2005 16:07:39 GMT -5
Mexican food, ya know.... And I hear that if you ever need to get sick, licking the handrail to any esculator will do the trick. They carry the most bacteria ever. More than public restroom seats. Not that I lick those either. Ewwwwwwww! 
::adding handrails to my list of things I never will touch again:: pretty soon I;m gonna be walking around in a hazmat suit freakin out cuz of all the germs  |
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Post by - on Apr 24, 2005 16:19:03 GMT -5
Damn Mexican food does it everytime
::adding handrails to my list of things I never will touch again:: pretty soon I;m gonna be walking around in a hazmat suit freakin out cuz of all the germs I heart you and your hazmat suit. People laugh at me, but I swear if they knew what they were touching... there would be no laughter. Poo is everywhere. I refuse to touch things where there may be poo. People do not wear shoes in my home, because...well.... poo. I don't touch things in public because people wipe thier butts, then touch those things and BAM! poo. My hands may be cracked an bleeding because I wash them too much. I may have an abnormal amount of alcohol based anti-bacterial wipes in my car and purse. I may get funny looks when I use 10 paper towels to open a bathroom door. I might even be known to stand there and wait for someone else to open the door. BUT, I have limited exposure to poo. And that makes me happy. Poo is everywhere. It's everywhere. Poo. |
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Post by TheMadHatter on Apr 24, 2005 16:28:13 GMT -5
lolol @ the paper towel and the door thing, I get those looks and tell them, you know how many people touch this handle and don't wash their hands! I'm the type that when it comes to public restrooms, use paper towels to touch/open everything, hover, flush with yer foot, use the hottest water possible, and use the towels to get back out of the restroom somewhat uncontaminated. Then I go to my car and use my alcohol sanitizer and still wanna bleach my hands when I get home. People are friggin nasty
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Post by - on Apr 24, 2005 16:51:57 GMT -5
Everyone should have a healthy fear of poo. And WHY do bathroom doors open such that you can get in by pushing the door with your foot--but you have to TOUCH something to get out?  Makes no sense.... Every bathroom should have automatic-opening doors. If I ever run for prez, that will be my promise... |
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Post by webmistress on Apr 24, 2005 17:28:52 GMT -5
my bathroom handwashing ritual:
dispense 3 sets of paper towels aprox 2 feet long...
turn on faucet, wash vigourously with soap and water, turn off faucet w/ one paper towel, preceed to dry with paper towel 2, throw away and pick up the final paper towel, open door with said paper towel, glance around for nearest trashcan to dispose of said towel, if thier is not one by door I throw it on the floor, because DAMN THEM for not putting a garbage can by the door!
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Makes no sense....
