Favorite movie quotes

[justsomeguy]

here's some more fun ones:

"ILL SEND YOU A LOVE LETTER! STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART, FUCKER! YOU KNOW WHAT A LOVE LETTER IS? ITS A BULLET FROM A FUCKING GUN, FUCKER! YOU RECEIVE A LOVE LETTER FROM ME, YOURE FUCKED FOREVER! YOU UNDERSTAND, FUCK? ILL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL FUCKER!"

"Heineken?!!?! Fuck that shit!!! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!"

"I'd like to fuck her on the tennis court, if you get my meaning."

[webmistress]

Blue Velvet....

I am trying to decide if I am proud of knowing, or embarassed...


-and on and on it goes

[webmistress]

justsomeguy said:

If these two quotes don't give me away here, I don't know what else I can say:

"Psychiatrist: Tell me, Harold, how many of these, eh, *suicides* have you performed?
Harold: An accurate number would be difficult to gauge.
Psychiatrist: Well, just give me a rough estimate.
Harold: A rough estimate? I'd say fifteen.
Psychiatrist: Fifteen?
Harold: That's a rough estimate.
Psychiatrist: Were they all done for your mother's benefit?
Harold: No. No, I would not say "benefit." "

"Psychiatrist: That's very interesting, Harold, and I think, very illuminating. There seems to be a definite pattern emerging. And, of course, this pattern, once isolated, can be coped with. Recognize the problem, and you are halfway on the road to its, uh, its solution. Uh, tell me, Harold, what do you do for fun? What activity gives you a different sense of enjoyment from the others? Uh, what do you find fulfilling? What gives you that... special satisfaction?
[pause]
Harold: I go to funerals. "

isn't this one Harold and Maude? I am not positive but I thought....

[Fox]

Yup - you got it!