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Post by Kata6 on May 8, 2005 21:26:18 GMT -5
So, I should be doing my homework right now, but I don't feel like it, so I have invented a new thread: Sunday Night HaikuTM  . If you're not familiar with Haiku, here is how it works. Basically, it's a poem, the first line has to have 5 syllables, the second line 7 and the third line 5. That's it. Oh, and it doesn't have to rhyme. Tonight's topic is.....The Cult. Here is my Haiku: Spent teen years sober thought i was in drug treatment but it was a cult Ok, now that wasn't that great. But you get the idea. Now its your turn..... |
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Post by webmistress on May 8, 2005 22:21:28 GMT -5
I thought for myself
They cast me out for thinking
I now say fuck them
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Post by TheMadHatter on May 9, 2005 0:32:20 GMT -5
rehab was a cult
on these boards i help myself
rehab, cults "rehab"
pointed out, defect!
who i am now reflects it
hating me and cults
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Post by justsomeguy on May 9, 2005 11:10:47 GMT -5
Oh, Fire Woman,
how those riffs stuck in my head
sorry, offtheemmis
(that last line was for you, Fox) (read it with only 5 syllables, please)
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Post by webmistress on May 9, 2005 11:41:35 GMT -5
i am bored at work
my boss is a big bozo
she alone shall die
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Post by TheMadHatter on May 9, 2005 11:44:27 GMT -5
i am bored at work my boss is a big bozo she alone shall die lol  |
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Post by webmistress on May 9, 2005 11:48:58 GMT -5
everyone is mad
i did not get it all done
you can all fuck off
god is dead today
i am in a grouchy mood
work makes me sleepy
D. F.O again
why must you bug me all day
my job sucks big balls
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Post by webmistress on May 9, 2005 11:50:52 GMT -5
email server broke
bill gates is a big asshole
i should get to work
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Post by TheMadHatter on May 9, 2005 11:51:41 GMT -5
I am bored at home
My bed is looking comfy
to it I shall go
Therapy is soon
I hope I wake in time cuz
in haiku I'll share
she may think I'm nuts
screw it, i paid my two bucks
i will be amused
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Post by - on May 9, 2005 11:53:37 GMT -5
you all are funny
on cold meds i am laughing
my boss thinks i'm nutz
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Post by TheMadHatter on May 9, 2005 11:56:52 GMT -5
so quick they label
nuts, crazy, or unstable
pass the cough syrup
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Post by - on May 9, 2005 12:06:27 GMT -5
Alka-Seltzer Cold
no thick syrup stuff for me
plop-plop-fizz-fizz yeah
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Post by webmistress on May 9, 2005 12:06:32 GMT -5
i am sick of work
we are out of diet coke
someone shoot me now
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Post by TheMadHatter on May 9, 2005 12:12:51 GMT -5
i dont have my gun
but ill bring you diet coke
if it'd make you grin
is it'd one syllable or two?
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Post by TheMadHatter on May 9, 2005 12:45:51 GMT -5
again,do i stink?
people leave quick as a blink
i wonder and think
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